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A Spotter’s Guide
By H. W. Smeldit Illustrated by Jared Chapman
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From tiny bubble-popping goldfish toots to thunderously loud elephant gas, learn how to spot the funniest (and smelliest) farts in the animal kingdom! Hilarious tidbits identify the odor, range, frequency, and aftereffects of ten different types of gassy expulsions, while the attached battery-powered fart machine reproduces each emanation with astounding accuracy. This is pure, unbridled entertainment for the giggling child in all of us. Let ’er rip!
H.W. Smeldit has been a worldwide authority on farts, farting, and badminton for nearly 40 years. He has penned hundreds of fartological books, essays, bumper stickers, jingles, and limericks. Jared Chapman was born in Louisiana, grew up in Texas, went to college in Georgia, and now lives in Austin. He has worked for Walt Disney Television Animation, Nick Jr., and Hallmark.
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