A few weeks ago, the authors of I Feel Relatively Neutral About New York and All My Friends Are Dead stopped by The Curiosity Shoppe in San Francisco.
Avery Monsen and Jory John celebrated their neutrality toward New York, signed books, and had some non-New York bagels for lunch.
Do you feel neutral about New York? Take this quiz to find out.
Bonus: share your results with us in the comments below by next Tuesday, 8/2 for the chance to win an IFRNANY t-shirt and sticker. Five people will be randomly selected.
Good luck!
Albee Dalbotten
Associate Marketing Director, Entertainment
"Well, we've done the math and crunched the numbers and cooked the books and accounted for human error and it turns out you are exactly 95.1% neutral about New York!"
Yay!
I am 99.7% neutral about New York!__
I may be relatively neutral about NYC, but I can tell you I have strong (man crush really) feeling toward the authors.
…first? :| I feel relatively neutral about that.
I am 91.2% neutral about New York. :|
Apparently, it turns out I am exactly 92.3% neutral about New York.
98.3% Neutral about New York. I suppose then, that I'm hardly excited about going to NY next week to get a Visa at the British Consulate. Long lines, and the very probable encounter with a grouchy paper pusher. ho-hum.
Well, we've done the math and crunched the numbers and cooked the books and accounted for human error and it turns out you are exactly 98.6% neutral about New York!
I'm 92.3% neutral about new york.
I am exactly 96.3% neutral about New York! Which makes perfect sense since I lived there for 9.6 years! Seriously! I wonder what the confidence intervals and p-values are for this statistically significant percentage…
"Well, we've done the math and crunched the numbers and cooked the books and accounted for human error and it turns out you are exactly 95.3% neutral about New York!"
Perhaps it will take an actual journey to the "Big Apple" to reach a full 100. Then again, being 95.3% neutral about New York as it is, it is doubtful I will be making such a journey anytime soon.
I am 96.4 % neutral about New York.
I'm 93.8% neutral about New York! Which seems like an underestimate, actually – how scientific is this quiz?
From what seemed like a very scientifically accurate quiz, I've learned that I'm 92.8% neutral about New York.
I am 98.6% neutral about New York! Sounds about right!
Well, we've done the math and crunched the numbers and cooked the books and accounted for human error and it turns out you are exactly 92.3% neutral about New York!
And what's with people always saying it's the absolute center of everything? Maybe they should take their heads out of the absolute center of their asses.
92.8% neutral and I am 100% unsure why I took the quiz. The answers seemed stacked towards neutrality.
I am 96.3 percent neutral about NY, which is why ended up in Chicago after San Francisco.
I got 99.2%. Clearly, you’ve struck a chord with the masses.
Despite (or maybe because of) living in NY for five years, it turns out that I'm 93.8% neutral about the place.
I'm 97.8% neutral about New York! Heck yes!
I'm exactly 96.3% neutral about New York!
I am exactly 96.4% neutral about New York :D
Oh wait, i mean :l
I'm apparently 96.4% neutral about New York — although I am not at all neutral about NY pizza.
om-nom-nom
I am "exactly 94.5% neutral about New York!" haha— what a fun idea, and a fun quiz! I love that sign with the face cut out.
Well, we’ve done the math and crunched the numbers and cooked the books and accounted for human error and it turns out you are exactly 99.2% neutral about New York!
Judging from the questions I would say any answers will achieve the 90th percentile – and I’m down with that!
I am "exactly 92.8% neutral about New York!"
Let's all stop feeding into the ego of New York City as a whole, please. I'm from California, so maybe it's expected that I feel this way. But I'm living in Australia at the moment, and everyone here is creaming their pants. Over it.
i'm relatively neutral about new york but <3 jory and avery
99.7% neutral. Yep. Sounds about right. There's a reason I live on the Best Coast.
91.6% neutral!
Ah, enjoyed a picnic in Central Park this weekend – not very enjoyable with the steamy weather, bugs, and view of random strangers doing weird things in the grass less than 5 feet away from us on the "Great Lawn." Makes me feel less than neutral about New York!