| Want to know the freakiest day of my life? It was the day I opened my lunch box to find a superhero hot dog sitting on top of my pizza. "Hot Dog's my name, fightin' bad stuff's my game!" said the talking wienie. "It'll be me and you, stickin' like glue. Partners till the very end!" The next thing I knew, my teacher, Miss Lamphead, had morphed into a huge alien pizza person named Cheese Face. Things got really weird when she turned everybody, including our class hamster, into mutant zombie pizza soldiers. |
