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Escape from Fire Island!

A Date With Destiny Adventure
Quirk Books By James H. English

4-3/16 x 6-3/4 in; 144 pp ;
Paperback
Published in February, 2003
ISBN 1931686408
ISBN13 9781931686402

$7.95  

Escape from Fire Island! -- This hilarious sci-fi parody chronicles one man’s weekend vacation on Fire Island, where-amid all the cocktails, Speedos, and circuit parties-he’s hoping to find true love. But these amorous plans are foiled when a vat of toxic waste washes ashore-and it’s up to him to save Fire Island from a plague of zombie drag queens!
On every page, YOU have control of the story: If you ask the lifeguard to bring you to the sheriff’s office, turn to page 108. If you ask the lifeguard to warn everyone at the night club, turn to page 32. If you ask the lifeguard if he’d like to work out sometime, turn to page 140.
With more than 35 illustrations throughout-and more hot bods than a year’s subscription to Men’s Health magazine-Escape from Fire Island! is the most campy and hilarious read of the summer.

James H. English based this book on his experiences at Fire Island (except for all the zombie stuff—he made those parts up). He lives in Astoria, New York.