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First Timer's Kit

The Safe, Effective Way to Lose Your Virginity
Quirk Books By Eric Ryland Horner, D.V.M.

3-1/2 x 1-7/8 x 4-7/8 in; 96 pp ; 20 cards with rounded corners, diploma, and book
Published in July, 2008
ISBN 9781594742675
ISBN10 1594742677

$14.95  

First Timer's Kit -- The perfect gag gift for insecure teenagers and college students everywhere, First Timer's Kit offers a comprehensive sexual education, courtesy of semi-credible medical expert Dr. Eric Ryland Horner. Contents include:

• Dr. Horner's comprehensive textbook, How to Lose Your Virginity in 96 Pages
• 10 Sexual Position Study Cards (ranked by difficulty, from beginner to advanced to Cirque du Soleil)
• 10 Heroes of Intercourse Trading Cards (includes the extremely rare Dr. Ruth Westheimer card)
• Certificate of Copulation (suitable for framing)
• And more!

Full of hilarious anatomical diagrams, ridiculous advice, and tips for surviving the morning after, the First Timer's Kit encourages readers to stop masturbating—and start living!

Dr. Eric Ryland Horner holds so many degrees that the only way to fit them all on one page was to shrink them down to a microfiche dot, which serves as the period for the end of this sentence. He currently runs a private practice in Philadelphia.