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The Quotable Douchebag

A Treasury of Spectacularly Stupid Quotations
Quirk Books Compiled by Margaret McGuire

5-1/2 x 7 in; 144 pp ;
Paperback
Published in July, 2009
ISBN 9781594744259
ISBN10 1594744254
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$12.95  

The Quotable Douchebag -- Vanity. Arrogance. Cluelessness. Ego. These are the defining traits of douchebags everywhere—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from scores of actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including:

David Hasselhoff: "There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me."

Gene Simmons: "[I] don't believe there's any difference between a monogamous and a polygamous relationship. Those are all just big words, like gymnasium."

Sean Hannity: "I'll tell you who should be tortured and killed at Guantanamo: every filthy Democrat in the U.S. Congress."

And many, many more. Complete with photographs of these clowns in all of their chest-thumping glory, The Quotable Douchebag is the perfect gag gift for anyone fed up with the men in her life.

Margaret McGuire lives in Philadelphia, the city voted the #1 ugliest city by Travel+Leisure magazine.