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Top 10 Stripper Tips

  • Most styling works best on hair that hasn’t been washed for at least twenty-four hours. The natural oils make hair pliable and easily shaped.

  • Cherry or fruit punch Kool-Aid makes a great lip stain. In a small dish or bottle, add a few drops of water to a packet of powder. Stir and apply to lips. The mixture makes a delicious (if you add a bit of sugar) and long-lasting tint.

  • If you have a butthigh issue (when there is no real distinction between your ass and thighs), you can easily remedy it with bronzer. By tracing under each cheek with bronzer, you add definition to those two regions.

  • Thigh-highs do more than just look sexy—dancers often use them to protect their legs from the pole and the floor. They’re particularly helpful for the bedroom stripper looking to avoid carpet burn. Trouble keeping them up? Hairspray applied to their tops stops them from falling down.

  • If you find yourself getting stuck in your clothes, ask for a little help. Getting him to pull off your clothes for you can all seem like part of the act.

  • To create an unforgettable perfume, blend your favorite perfume or essential oil with baby lotion. It is easy to apply and longlasting, and the unique blend of the familiar and the sexy is simply irresistible.

  • Cranberry juice makes a great toner for your skin. Just pour a little on a cotton ball and apply to your problem area. Its antibacterial properties are just as effective as many over-the-counter remedies.

  • Camouflage a bruise using Preparation H. Hemorrhoid cream is a topical anti-inflammatory that works to reduce redness and swelling. If you prefer a more natural remedy, use amica gel (found in most natural food stores).

  • To get the best out of your get-up (whatever you choose), remember: if you feel like a fool, you’ll look like a fool. If you feel sexy, you’ll look sexy.

  • There are few things sexier than a woman stripping out of a pair of jean and a plain white T-shirt. Leave the jeans for last—a topless woman wearing denim can light some fires.