Dad-o-Matic

Dads: are you sick and tired of saying the same thing over and over and over again? Let the Dad-o-Matic do the dirty work for you! With six key phrases that you can unleash at any moment, the Dad-o-Matic allows you to keep the peace, draw the line, be good cop and bad copall while catching up on some important TV reruns. Ergonomically designed for the "grip of rage," the handsome audio module with speaker fits in the palm of one's hand orconveniently for parents on-the-goon your key chain. Being a parent may seem harduntil you've used the Dad-o-Matic! Instruction manuals and batteries included. Use as directed.