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    • Redneck Words of Wisdom

    Real-life Expressions, Advice, Commentary, and Observations from Some of the Smartest People Around...Rednecks

    By Jaimie Muehlhausen

    6 x 8 in; 144 pp;
    2-color throughout
    Hardcover
    Published in September, 2006
    ISBN 9780811855556
    ISBN10 0811855554

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    SKU# 9780811855556

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    Some people are so dumb / ugly / mad / crazy that civilized adjectives cannot describe them. Is he dumber than a box of dirt? Is she three pounds of ugly in a two pound sack? Are they mad as a box of frogs? In Redneck Words of Wisdom, Jaimie Muehlh...

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    Redneck Words of Wisdom

    Some people are so dumb / ugly / mad / crazy that civilized adjectives cannot describe them. Is he dumber than a box of dirt? Is she three pounds of ugly in a two pound sack? Are they mad as a box of frogs? In Redneck Words of Wisdom, Jaimie Muehlhausen has respectfully collected some 500 of the best down-home, country sayings. Arranged in convenient chapters on subjects like bragging, being lazy, witches' titties, multi-genitaled animals, and more, these sayings cut to the core truths of life. When standard words fail... Redneck Words of Wisdom can save the day.

     

    Jaimie Muehlhausen is a graphic designer who grew up in Oklahoma, writes and records country music, and is married to a nice girl from South Carolina. It's a wonder he knows anything at all about rednecks. He lives in San Diego.