Latest Posts28 May 2012

CAMPING 101: HOW TO ESCAPE FROM A BEAR       

How to Escape From a Bear

(excerpted from The Complete Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook.)

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Most dangerous types of bears: females defending cubs, bears habituated to human food, bears defending a fresh kill

1. Lie still and quiet. Documented attacks show that an attack by a mother black bear often ends when the person stops fighting

2. Stay where you are and do not climb a tree to escape a bear Black bears can climb trees quickly and easily and will come after you. The odds are that the bear will leave you alone if you stay put.

3. If you are lying still and the bear attacks, strike back with anything you can. Go for the bear’s eyes or its snout.

What to Do If You See a Bear

  • Make your presence known by talking loudly, clapping, singing, or occasionally calling out. (Some people prefer to wear bells.) Whatever you do, be heard—it does not pay to surprise a bear. Remember, bears can run much faster than humans.
  • Keep children close at hand and within sight.
  • There is no guaranteed minimum safe distance from a bear: the farther, the better.
  • If you are in a car, remain in your vehicle. Do not get out, even for a quick photo. Keep your windows up. Do not impede the bear from crossing the road. Reduce or eliminate food odors from yourself, your camp, your clothes, and your vehicle.
  • Do not sleep in the same clothes you cook in.
  • Store food so that bears cannot smell or reach it.
  • Do not keep food in your tent—not even a chocolate bar.
  • Properly store and bring out all garbage.
  • Handle and store pet food with as much care as your own.
  • While all bears should be considered dangerous and should be avoided, three types should be regarded as more dangerous than the average bear. These are: females defending cubs, bears habituated to human food, bears defending a fresh kill.
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New Worst-Case Scenario book: PARANORMAL!       

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: ParanomalWe’re excited about our newest book, The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Paranormal! Are otherworldly forces at work in your life? Check out an excerpt of the book here, and get your hands on a copy ASAP for crucial step-by-step survival strategies for:

•    Performing an exorcism
•    Reanimating a mummy
•    Immobilizing a zombie
•    Building a monster from spare parts
•    Adjusting to being a werewolf
•    Surviving an alien abduction
•    Brewing a magic potion
•    Avoiding time paradoxes
•    Making a deal with death
•    Hosting a cocktail party if your house is haunted

Plus there’s advice for navigating dozens of other paranormal activities. What do you think? Would you be caught dead (or undead) without it?

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Bear Grylls’ Worst Case Scenario Show Premieres Tonight!       

Bear Grylls’ new Worst Case Scenario show based on the bestselling Worst-Case Scenario series premieres tonight on Discovery Channel! Tune in at 10PM ET/PT to watch Bear impart valuable knowledge and serious skills for surviving any worst case scenario…

Get a sneak peek here!


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Discovery Channel: Worst Case Scenario Show!       

Discovery Channel sent out a press release yesterday about the upcoming six-part series based on the Worst-Case Scenario books! The series will feature MAN VS. WILD host Bear Grylls. We’re so excited!

Here’s the press release info:

(Silver Spring, Md.) — Discovery Channel’s all-new six-part series WORST CASE SCENARIO has begun filming. The original series, based on the bestselling series of books with the same name, premieres this spring on Discovery Channel. On the show, survival expert and MAN VS. WILD host Bear Grylls portrays potentially life-threatening situations to demonstrate how to survive in a worst case scenario. Filmed like a feature film, Grylls pushes his physical boundaries – part stuntman, part urban survivalist – to exhibit scenarios that viewers could find themselves in and equip them with potentially life-saving information.

In each episode, Grylls shows viewers that the right knowledge and skills can help anyone succeed in urban survival situations that could arise without warning, from escaping a high-rise apartment fire to fending off a shark attack to escaping out of a sinking car. The various situations featured on WORST CASE SCENARIO have been produced to model those in the book series. Other dire situations featured throughout the series include escaping from a frozen lake and surviving a multi-story elevator plunge or a fall down a flight of stairs.

“WORST CASE SCENARIO is a much different take on survival than MAN VS. WILD,” said Clark Bunting, president and general manager of Discovery Channel and president of Science Channel. “It features Bear in all his physicality using an urban backdrop to set up everyday scenarios viewers could encounter at any time.”

WORST CASE SCENARIO is produced for Discovery Channel by Pilgrim Films & Television. Craig Piligian and Eddie Barbini are executive producers for Pilgrim Films & Television and Josh Berkley is executive producer for Discovery Channel.

The series is produced in partnership with Quirk Productions and the Worst Case Scenario ® series of popular survival guides, which were published by Chronicle Books and have sold more than 9 million units. The brand, created by series consultant David Borgenicht, has resulted in more than two dozen editions, board games, video games, mobile games, and five New York Times bestsellers. The newest book in the series – “The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Man Skills” – will be released in June 2010.

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How to Drive in a Blizzard       

blizzardWith the East Coast Blizzard of ’09 two days behind us, we at Worst-Case are dearly wishing we had a Flux Capacitor-ready Delorean to let us post this last week.  Hint hint, Santa.  For next time though – when life tries to imitate a Roland Emmerich film, the best bet is always to stay home.  But if you’re forced onto the road, keep the following in mind:

“How to Drive in a Blizzard” [via The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Holidays]

  • Keep windows clear – Use the heater, wipers, and defroster to keep windows clear and free of condensation.Do not let the car get too warm, however—the heat may put you to sleep.
  • At night, use low-beam headlights – High-beams will reflect off the snow, making it more difficult to see.
  • Drive in high gear – Do not downshift. Use as high a gear as possible for maximum traction and to avoid skids on snowy and icy roads.
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How to Ask Your Parents for Money       

nilThe Holidays are a time of togetherness, family, goodwill and giving – in other words, the perfect time for broke college students to hit up the rents for extra money.  So if your high-flying Fall semester was a tad too pricey for your part-time, low income/high relaxation summer job, follow these tips to the letter once exams are over:

“How to Ask Your Parents for Money” [via The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: College]

  • Focus on one parent – Ask the parent you think is most likely to dole out funds. Hearken back to childhood by using the parent’s favorite term of endearment, such as “Mommy” or “Pop.”
  • Make the request in person – Request money during a trip home. “Reluctantly” bring up the subject and look extremely embarrassed to be asking for a handout.
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The Worst-Case Scenario 2010 Survival Giveaway       

wcslogoThe new year is right around the corner, and to help start off 2010 on the right foot we’re giving away TEN essential volumes in the Worst-Case collection!  One lucky winner will take home each of the following:

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Holidays
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Weddings
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Work
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating & Sex
The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Travel
The Worst-Case Scenario Almanac: Politics
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: Meetings
The Worst-Case Scenario Pocket Guide: NYC
The Worst-Case Scenario Game of Surviving Life

CONTINUE READING POST

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How to Survive a Runaway Sled       

Senior woman on sledge having funSo it’s mid-December, temperatures are tumbling and for many of us, snow has started to fall.  Winter is here, and with it are many treacherous worst-case scenarios for us to navigate.  We’ve already discussed the dangerous lurking this Holiday season, but today’s lesson might come in handy all the way up to the 2010 Spring thaw.  So if your town is already a Winter Wonderland, consult these tips before going all X-Games at your local park.

“How to Survive a Runaway Sled” [via The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Holidays]

  1. Quickly survey the topography – If you are sledding in a wide-open field with few obstacles and no danger of a precipice, stay on the sled and ride it out. The sled will eventually stop once you reach level ground.
  2. Slow the sled using emergency steering and braking – Steer the sled side to side to slow it down. Drag your feet (if feet first) or hands and feet (if head first) to slow the sled or to steer.
  3. Redirect the sled – Turn the sled onto a course that traverses the hill, if possible. Gradually try to turn uphill to lose speed.  An abrupt turn could send you flipping out of control.
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How to Fit Into Clothing That is Too Tight       

overweightWe’re midway through the “eating season” and if your family is anything like mine, the pumpkin pies, peanut butter cup cookies and eggnog are starting to show.  Good thing New Year’s resolutions are right around the corner.  Until then, Worst-Case is here to help you fake it:

“How to Fit Into Clothing That is Too Tight” [via The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Holidays]

For Men

  • Wear newer shirts and pants – Garments (especially shirts) that have been laundered repeatedly are smaller than their original sizes. These items may also have loose buttons that might be ejected during a meal.
  • Choose dark-colored garments – Lighter colors are less forgiving visually, while darker colors tend to obscure bulges.
  • Move your collar button – Many men carry extra weight in the neck and jowls. Remove and reattach your collar button, moving it to the very edge of the collar tab. Wear a standard tie (not a bowtie) to hide the alteration.
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Worst-Case Scenario: Tiger Woods Edition (aka, If You are Caught)       

cheatingWho would have thought a simple fender bender could turn into the media disaster that is the Tiger Woods saga?  As mistresses continue to come out of the woodwork, Congressional medals are revoked & advertisers grow wary, things don’t seem to be getting any better for golf’s reigning superstar.  Though I’d certainly never defend his actions, I can’t help but wonder where Tiger would be if he’d just followed a little Worst-Case wisdom once the jig was up:

“If You are Caught” [via The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Dating and Sex]

  1. Do not deny your guilt – Admit your indiscretion immediately. Dissembling only makes matters worse.
  2. Decide immediately whether or not you want to continue the affair – You will have to be clear about your choice. Ask yourself if you would rather continue with the lover or with your partner. Be honest with yourself and act accordingly.
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