How to Speak Klingon™


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Master the harsh, guttural language of Klingon with this indispensable audio phrasebook.
This amusing and enlightening primer on ill-tempered and proud Klingon culture
uses a built-in sound module to teach readers an array of crucial compliments (“You
bludgeon divinely.”), toasts (“Today is a good day to die”), and insults (“Your mother
has a smooth forehead”) as well as phrases used commonly in intergalactic travel
(“Passport? My fist is my passport!”), theatergoing (“Two for Romulan and Juliet”), and