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How to Speak Zombie

How to Speak Zombie

A Guide for the Living


By Steve Mockus,Illustrations by Travis Millard


$14.95
In a world overtaken by zombies, the only hope for survival lies in learning the language of the undead. How to Speak Zombie demonstrates how to blend in and avoid being eaten while carrying on with everyday activities like ordering a latte from a zombarista and shopping at a zombie-infested mall. This essential guide features an electronic sound module that demonstrates proper zombie pronunciation ("RAHHHhh!"), helpful text that explores the customs and etiquette of the zombie world, and detailed illustrations that show the undead doing everything from pumping iron to dancing the night away. Deeply informative, this handbook also includes an all-purpose BRAINS button that can be used in any situation, deadly or otherwise.

More Details

Size: 6-1/2 x 8 in;
Pages: 24 pp;
full-color images throughout, built-in sound module, board book
Format: Hardcover
Publication: February 2010
ISBN: 9780811874885
ISBN10: 811874885
Steve Mockus is a San Francisco-based writer who enjoys reading, hiking, and socializing with zombies.

Travis Millard is the creative force behind Fudge Factory Comics. He lives and works in Los Angeles.

Media Reviews

Selected as a YALSA Quick Pick for reluctant readers.

2011-01-13 00:00:00


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