{"product_id":"the-field-guide-to-dumb-birds-magnetic-bookmarks","title":"The Field Guide to Dumb Birds Magnetic Bookmarks","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eFeaturing artwork and dumb bird names from the bestselling \u003c\/b\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eField Guide to Dumb Birds\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cb\u003e series, these double-sided magnetic bookmarks bring a flock of feathered idiots to your favorite books.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo more hiding in the bushes for hours on end—now you can spot your favorite dumb birds right in the pages of your latest read.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis set of magnetic bookmarks features some of the dumbest birds ever from the bestselling \u003ci\u003eField Guide to Dumb Birds\u003c\/i\u003e series by Matt Kracht. Designed to clip securely over pages, these sturdy birds stay right where you left them and do something useful for a change.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe set includes:\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLame-bow Bee-eater\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite-breasted Butt Nugget\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTacky Poo-can\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGoddamn Northern Cardinal\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMagnolia Bungler\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRed-bellied Wood-crapper\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eFeaturing colorful double-sided artwork and signature snark, these bookmarks make the perfect accessory for birders, nature lovers, reluctant birdwatchers, comedy fans, and readers of all feathers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLOVE BIRDS? HATE BIRDS?: Perfect for those who hate birds and for bird lovers with a sense of humor, these eye-catching magnetic bookmarks are equal parts profane and funny.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDOUBLE-SIDED MAGNETIC BOOKMARKS: Includes three magnetic bookmarks featuring a unique bird illustration and name on each side—it's a whole flock of dimwits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFUN \u0026amp; FUNCTIONAL: Designed to clip securely over pages so your place stays put while your favorite dumb birds keep watch over your reading.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGREAT GIFT FOR BIRD LOVERS: Pair with Matt Kracht's bestselling \u003ci\u003eField Guide to Dumb Birds \u003c\/i\u003ebooks, stickers, puzzle, or calendar to create the perfect present for full-on bird experts and amateur birders alike.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePERFECT FOR: Birdwatching and nature enthusiasts; people who think birds are creepy or annoying (and people who love birds but also enjoy a good laugh); collectors of offbeat literary accessories; and gift-givers seeking a fun, quirky present for their favorite birder or animal lover.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Chronicle Books","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44575260278877,"sku":"9781797246871","price":9.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.chroniclebooks.com\/products\/the-field-guide-to-dumb-birds-magnetic-bookmarks","provider":"Chronicle Books","version":"1.0","type":"link"}